madidas:

(Source: coinlaundrys)

wonderfulworldofty:

AND THEEEEEEEEN

aowins:

How you should treat material things in your life. Taught to you and I by a talking, stretchy dog.

(Source: pretendplaytime)

yourdickisnotproportionate:

I love australia omg

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

esexist:

i wear gold chains under my turtle neck

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: collectyourhearts)

hiddlestonhug:

melislostinthestars:

the-art-of-fangirling:

remember that time Captain America went on a double date with Clara Oswald

then chased down Thorin Oakenshield

for killing Caesar Flickerman

and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby

who had started everything by killing Filch

The nerd is strong with this post

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vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

(Source: adrians1)

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rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki)

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises