How you should treat material things in your life. Taught to you and I by a talking, stretchy dog.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
then chased down Thorin Oakenshield
and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby
who had started everything by killing Filch
The nerd is strong with this post
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises