damonwells: the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement GODDAMMIT DAVE, FINE! We’ll have chrome matte. AND DON’T YOU SAY A FUCKING WORD KEVIN BECAUSE WE’RE HAVING SHINY TOO. Gary you can fuck off, we can all agree that silver plated was a terrible idea.
ashypussy: stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat
Forgive my fingers for when they find your body they will lose themselves.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
rashidajones: gif is actually pronounced bon iver
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
wildcherryapeshitap0calypse: be careful what u wish for
passion: how to have a flat stomach remove all of your organs
esexist: yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
esexist: i wear gold chains under my turtle neck
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
hiddlestonhug: melislostinthestars: the-art-of-fangirling: remember that time Captain America went on a double date with Clara Oswald then chased down Thorin Oakenshield for killing Caesar Flickerman and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby who had started everything by killing Filch The nerd is strong with this post