Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
hamburgerhelpless: when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
Plot twist: she actually does go here.