June 2012
Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
ninjawear:
howtodresswell:
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
hamburgerhelpless:
when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
Plot twist: she actually does go here.
